England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

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Is it wrong to make a guy work for my number? I don’t think it should just be an ask and you shall receive type of thing. I think that we should carry on good enough conversation for you to be able to reach me whenever you please or you have to want it bad…

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I felt too much, he didn’t. (six-word story)

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There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

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